WARNING: do not attempt these at home. This should only be used for joke purposes
Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time.
Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa, and vice-versa.
Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
When someone says Have a nice day, tell them you have other plans.
Make a list of things to do that you have already done.
Put your toddler's clothes on backwards and send him to pre-school as if nothing is wrong.
Fill out your tax form using Roman Numerals.
Tape pictures of your boss on watermelons and launch them from high places.
Leaf through National Geographic and draw underwear on the natives.
Tattoo Out to Lunch on your forehead.
Go shopping. Buy everything. Return it all the next day.
Pay your electric bill in pennies.
Drive to work in reverse.
Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.
Write a short story using alphabet soup.
Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.
Make a language up and ask people for directions in it.
Bonus: Replace the filling of a Twinkie with ketchup and put it back in the wrapper.
Have a Great Day!!! unless you have other plans.
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